22 jokes have been submitted to the Internet Joke Database.

wo elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started walking home and began to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her breast..... she farted and flew out the window!" Read more: http://www.joke-db.com/c/all/dirty#ixzz5K00X3ucF (by Geir Siqveland on 3rd July 2018)

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!” Read more: http://www.joke-db.com/c/all/dirty#ixzz5KAuNE9bJ (by Geir Siqveland on 3rd July 2018)

I was asked how I'd named my daughters Henessy, Bailey, Syrah and Abbey. I said they were all my wife's names. Later on I asked her where she'd found those names. She was shocked I'd asked, saying, "You never pay attention. That's what we were drinking the night each girl was conceived!" Then she handed me little Bud and stormed out of the room. (by Alan Greer on 19th March 2019)